
It’s our god-given right to burn coal. American homes and businesses would still be shivering primitively in the dark ages if it weren’t for clean coal’s bountiful flow of cheap, abundant energy.

The only thing better than freeze-dried coffee in your cup is a heaping serving of Joe Coal. Taste the coal sensation inside...

Coal mining is only a temporary use of land. Old mines can be transformed into PGA golf courses, benefiting surrounding communities economically and recreationally.

“Coal is critical to maintaining shiny hair and beautiful skin”, says pageant winner.
Lawmakers couldn’t do their jobs without coal power. The U.S. Capitol runs on coal - literally. Now that’s power.